[ movies ] Rambo Death Chart

March 12, 2008 · Filed Under Musings, Movies

Have you seen the new Rambo movie? I did and I enjoyed it. I won’t call it great. It simply is entertaining. Considering that Stallone produced, wrote, starred and directed this flick, it’s not so bad either. Story? What’s that?

Not to spoil it, I’ll just say that it follows the old “Rambo formula” - he’s just minding his own business and they pushed him (yet again). Oh well… after the first 3 minutes, it will be Rambo all the way. Note that this movie is the bloodiest and goriest Rambo yet (the way I like it. Yeah baby!)

Oh yeah, some dudes did their math to compare the blood and gore of the new Rambo vs. the old ones. Using metrics, they compiled it into the Rambo Death Chart.

I’ll show that to you after one more click…

Here are some noteworthy facts

There are 2.59 people killed per minute in Rambo 4 vs. only 0.01 for First Blood
It only took 3 minutes and 22 seconds for the first casualty in Rambo 4
Stallone didn’t take his shirt off the entire film (he always did in the last 3 movies)
Still no sex scene (in any movie)

Oh well, just check out the death chart. Click on the image below for the larger version.

Oddly, his Colonel mentor was not there. What was his name again?

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3 Responses to “[ movies ] Rambo Death Chart”

Judicator on March 12th, 2008 10:23 am

lols.. that chart is freakin’ geeky.. though pretty interesting ^_^ haha! still no sex scene eh? haha!
Jesehl on March 12th, 2008 12:40 pm

saw it and it is really entertaining..
Blackwolf on March 16th, 2008 10:04 am

Col. Samuel Trautman, played by Richard Crenna, was John J. Rambo’s commanding officer in Baker company.

Crenna died in 2003 of pancreatic cancer.