Notice that Washington D.C. isn’t listed and Texas is in the middle – you could call it the ‘heartland’ of the U.S.

Looks like the Japanese see the big picture more clearly then the Americans do.

What is that strange Mordor-like tower in Chicago? Is that the real seat of power of the Dark Lord Dubbya?

As Sgt. Hartman says in Full Metal Jacket, “Nothin’ but steers ‘n queers in Texas.” Maybe the Dark Lord wanted to avoid the bad publicity.

Oh yeah! It sure looks like a place where your Simvan Monster Rider, Sid Vicious, would feel right at home.

Remember when you ate Dindo’s Mind Melter?

The look of disgusted awe on his face was priceless…